Time Travel Experiment

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When I was a wee little sophomore in highschool I began to get curious about whether or not time travel would happen in the future and how that would work with keeping it a secret from people in the past. (Basically I watched 12 Monkeys.)

Cooooole don't diiieeee!!!   (How depressing!)



So I created a brilliant experiement to determine if time travel will be possible in the future. Scientifically.

Here was my procedure:

1. Obtain diary.

2. Write super cool message sure to impress someone in the future who is CERTAIN to read my diary in 6897 AD.

"DEAR PEOPLE OF THE FUTURE. I AM WONDERING IF TIME TRAVEL IS REAL. IF TIME TRAVEL IS REAL WOULD YOU COME BACK TO MAY 23rd 1996 AND WRITE A MESSAGE TO ME ON THE WOODEN TABLE AT LA MADELINE ON XXXXXXXXXXX ROAD? I WILL KEEP IT A SECRET IF YOU DO."

3. Go to wooden table at Le Madeleine and see if message from the future has been written.

ABSTRACT:

Steps one and two were completed as described. The following day, wooden table at Le Madeleine was visited. No message was found on wooden table other than a previously existing carved sentence "Suck my dick, bitch." It was determined through detailed analysis that this message did not come from the future.

CONCLUSION: Due to ethical delimmas of allowing peoples "of the past" to be aware of time travel technology "of the future" results may or may not indicate that time travel is impossible. Our time traveling descendents of the future may have moral constraints and possible laws preventing them from contact with people "of the past". Another possible complication of the experiment is that said journal was lost, possibly preventing time travelers of the future from having awareness such an experiment took place.